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cornerofthemind:

calebtheraconteur:

bestnatesmithever:

theinvisiblegentleman:

Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face”

A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance.  This man did all his own stunts, and they are amazing.

How did he do that second one!?!? @

By being Buster Keaton.

These are too legit.

awkwardpussy

diaryof-alittleswitch:

everyones-favorite-hypocrite:

imagine my surprise when i get these at 4 in the morning after a date that i thought went really well…

as much as i hate to admit it, he was right. i let him win…

thats what gets me more than anything, like psa dont make the mistake i did, you’re better than that

you flip a biker the bird and you tell him how you fucked his mom last night 

you beat your date at arm wrestling & then you rip his weak puny arm off with the strength of the thousand eyed goddess who lives within

you twerk a victory dance in the rain of male tears because you do not care about some guys fragile masculinity

you are strength, you are the winner, you are a goddess, and regardless of gender or sex you are precious. 

so DONT YOU LET HIM WIN respect yourself

ps; my outfit was on point liiiike/

Bwahaha. He’s a fucking asshole and she’s freaking kick -ass.